Hi, welcome back!
Today we are going to be discussing dick pics.
Ok boys, lets get this straight… WE DON’T WANT YOUR DICK PICS. WE DIDN’T ASK FOR THEM. OUR DM’S DON’T NEED YOUR DICKS UP IN THEM.
SERIOUSLY, what made you think that you would win my affection by sending me a dick pic, a women you have never met, whom you have found via instagram, who didn’t ask for your dick pic. Why did you think that was ok? What made you think, hey.. this girl right here, would LOVE to see my dick.
First of all, don’t send us your dicks and second of all, when you do, don’t act like we owe you something because you graced us with your meaty pole. Calling us a bitch, slut, whore because we call you out for sending us that shit, is just pathetic.
Just because you call us “hawt af” then send us your dick doesn’t mean we owe you fuck all. We aren’t going to spread or legs for every dude who slides into our DM’s.
How do I deal with boys in my DMs? I don’t, however my friendship group does, I hand my phone over and they go to town. It’s amazing how many dudes haven’t seen Sponge Bob and who now think I live in a pineapple under the sea. I have also started screen shooting these dudes and putting them on my insta story, sorry player, now everyone has seen how creepy you are. Don’t worry I don’t show their dicks, that’s just polite.
I am incredibly interested in what makes men send dick pics to women, apart from hoping for something in response. Doing some research and asking some of the dudes I know, one answer seems to be a kink thing, they like the reaction they get when it’s a positive one.
I mean, I don’t take some vag shots and send them to random dudes on insta, it’s not fucking acceptable. So why is it ok the other way round?
Women are constantly hounded on social media, being asked to send nudes for money, photos of their feet, photos of every part of them, like they some sort of meat market. We aren’t on social media just for your pleasure, for your picking. Social media isn’t a massive catalog of women who are queuing up to see you below average dick, we don’t care and we don’t want it.
One of my total fav’s about insta DM’s is if you reply telling them to fuck off, they call you fat. Like honey, I know, do better.
If you wanna tell a girl she’s pretty that is ok, but you want to tell her she’s pretty and send her a dick pic… that my friend is not ok. How would you feel about someone sending a penis to your mother, sister, daughter, aunt, god daughter or any female in your life?
Let’s just get this clear hons;
DON’T SEND A PHOTO OF YOUR FUCKING DICK TO GIRLS YOU DON’T KNOW ON THE INTERNET. IT’S NOT COOL MAN, WE DON’T LIKE IT.
When is it acceptable to send a dick pic?
If you’re both having a sexy sexy chat and that’s what you’re both feeling, then crack on!
Has she sent you her clam? You’re good to send the Kraken, maybe check first tho?
Basically you can send the D if she’s good with it, check first if you’re not sure. Safe bet bud.
Gals, that counts to you too, no clam shots if he isn’t into it.